Captaincensor2 on Marketwatch

Captaincensor2 : "HAVE NO FEAR !!! Captain Censor is here !!! Only another 137,000 points and I will save you all.

I am NOT a forgotten clone of BoZotheClown. NOT!!! I am here to replace a recently disgraced dufus. TU me immediately for points or I will zap you with my AWESOME censor death ray. Captain Censor needs no sidekick. Captain Censor lives for danger. Captain Censor will cleanse this cesspool of evil. CELEBRATE ME !!!! or feel the wrath of my AWESOME censor death ray. God Bless me. Do not play with me obese one. I dislike your species and my AWESOME censor death ray will make liquid of you !!!

Captain Censor decrees we all now LOVE clones. Captain Censor is a clone and you will LOVE me. HA HA HA the obese one is weak. I shall set my AWESOME censor death ray to "salt" and liquify his oderiferous contenance. BOW before me in supplication obese one.

Captain Censor is accepting applications for official sidekick. Qualifications include good sucking up ability, zero self respect and the abilty to constantly pump Captain Censer's ego as he cleanses this evil cesspool of depravity. Sadly Captain Censor dislikes hairballs in his tights and the species of Hutts. JTD you please Captain Censor. Send Captain Censor your CV outlining your previous experience and qualifications. The work is dangerous, Captain Censor scoffs at danger.

Do NOT test me further bag sack. Your insolence will anger Captain Censor.

You displease ME, SoC I have set my AWESOME censor death ray to "stupid dorkus". Bag sack you anger Captain Censor. BEWARE the AWESOME censor death ray.

Captain Censors' bird is none of slewy's concern. Captain Censor is pleased by Slewy. You may live when we cleanse this cesspool of evil.

Captain Censor needs no puny firearm. Captain Censor has his AWESOME censor death ray. People with guns FEAR Captain Censor.

Slewy make Captain Censor laugh out loud. Slewy immune to Captain Censor's AWESOME censor death ray.

Have NO FEAR. Captain Censor is here. Let Captain Censor check his schedule. Captain Censor will save the children !!!, next Tuesday between 2:30 and 3:00. "